I do this before getting behind the wheel everytime...do you?

Jack knows you'll love it...

Skip to the last paragraph...

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Parallel Universes!

A tale of love and betrayal...

My daughter has figured out how the world works...

Decisions...Decisions....

...and have a conversation

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Internet = Crack

Paper Rock Scissors...

Really?

Are You Really Talking About Mountain Dew?

Summer priorities

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Presented with no further commentary

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This Is How I Won My Wife Over :)

Truth Moderna

www.theoatmeal.com

Apparently They Do More Than Battle For Middle Earth....They Also Make Wine!

Most Detailed Evacuation Plan Ever...But Where Should People In The Bathroom Go?

Convenient and Comical

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...and business is good

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Best Worst Video Ever/What is the plotline???

His neck is his biggest weakness actually

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I bet he's playing Contra

(DOGHOUSE)

Michael Jordan is so disappointing

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I took a picture of this video

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Drama

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So you're saying there's a chance...

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Chuck Bauer

Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris had a baby....they named him World Peace!!

Cheese Puffs = Health Food

If you close your eyes and listen while your kids are eating cheese puffs it sounds like they're eating an apple.

It's an exciting movie

Good Friday

Double Take

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Stairs or Shame?

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Charts

Bumper Stickers

I saw a bumper sticker that said, "YOU CAN'T SPELL EARTH WITHOUT ART"....you also can't spell FART without ART.

Bottoms

If a movie is rated PG-13 and one of the reasons for the rating is "nudity" that means you're going to be seeing some dude's butt.  The exception to this is Titanic.

Voice Overs

90% of TV commercial voice overs are either George Clooney or someone who sounds like George Clooney.  The other 10% are Jack Bauer.

Bumper Stickers

I saw another bumper sticker today that said, "ARMS ARE FOR HUGGING".....I guess legs are for kissing?

Bumper Stickers

Bumper stickers are weird.  I saw one the other day that said, "END WAR FEED THE POOR".....what does that even mean?  So, I thought of some equally logical bumper stickers:
END POLITICS EXERCISE FREQUENTLY
SAVE THE WHALES JESUS IS THE ANSWER